Comments | chaotic_nite: NEWS FLASH FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO SUCK!!!!

chaotic_nite

NEWS FLASH FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO SUCK!!!!

Jun 21, 2009 09:03

DO NOT: Come into my store and play with your dick while I'm am trying to take your order. It's bad enough to walk around holding your damn pants up by the crotch but to actually have your hand down said pants and fluffing what little those pants might hold is NOT something you will do in my restauraunt!

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psychoticjedi June 21 2009, 15:09:28 UTC

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh through this whole entry....

.... I love you for that.

Hope things get better!! *hugsANDpunjabs!*

~PJ

chaotic_nite June 22 2009, 15:04:54 UTC

It is kinda funny when you look back on it... just not when you're unfortunate enough to look down on... it. Whatever it was. EW!

Can I add one? morgans_mommy June 22 2009, 02:24:16 UTC

This is not 1950, a quarter will no longer buy milk, bread, and a trashy magazine at the store. Please leave more. Even if all you get is coffee. ESPECIALLY if that's all you're getting and you're going to sit and bull shit with your friends for an hour (or more) and take up my damn table. And you have to leave more if your friend's an asshole to me. AND FUCKING PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. Especially if what I'm talking about is your 12th goddamn cup of coffee for the day. Don't wait until I walk away and then get an attitude with me like I didn't just offer you coffee.

.....Oh, I guess that's two isn't it?

Sorry. Fucking coffee drinkers, they put me on the rant every time.

Re: Can I add one? chaotic_nite June 22 2009, 15:21:55 UTC

Meh, coffee drinkers never bother me. I see it that if I wait on them for all four days I work, a quarter a visit (sometimes they'll come in twice and I'll get 50 cents a day) I'm still making 48 dollars out of their butts a year. That's more than the kids who will only come into my restaurant once and leave me a 20 dollar tip will leave me in a year, and while it's nice to get the whole 48 dollars up front, it's all money in the end, and that's how they see it ( ... )

Re: Can I add one? chaotic_nite June 22 2009, 15:27:41 UTC

OH! YEA!!! GET OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED CELL PHONE AND ORDER YOUR F***ING FOOD!!! Walking in and sitting down talking on your cell phone does not get you served. It gets you ignored until you put the phone down. If you take too long to put the phone down, I WILL ask that you go outside to finish your loud and obnoxious conversation about who your boyfriend is screwing or the stupid assurances to your girlfriend that you REALLY are at my diner and not out with some other girl. If she's that insecure, dump her. If she has reason to be that insecure, she needs to dump you. SHUT UP AND ORDER YOUR FOOD! And I try to ask you anything and you take the attitude of "Excuse me, can't you see I'm on the phone"... then "excuse me, get the hell out of my store. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. You just lost your pass to service. LEAVE. NOW."
::also another thing that happened last night::

Re: Can I add one? morgans_mommy June 24 2009, 01:17:28 UTC

Oh! And if you don't know what you want, tell me! I promise I'll come back! If you don't know, I'd rather wander off, get refills for other people, bus a table, wash my hands, and give you more time, rather than stand there akwardly while you go "ummmm.......ummmmmmm.......no, no, I'm ready.......ummmm.......ummmmm......" for 20 minutes while my other tables glare at me.

And don't scream at me from across the resturant, that's just rude.