[Written]

[chaoticelement]

It appears that I have been returned here...

A shame as things back home were wrapping up quite nicely... such a shame.

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[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Ah; it’s the clown he was massively warned about when he went to see if he had been teleported to the desert. Vash was told that you’ve killed before and therefore cannot ignore this; but he’s also a pussy when it comes to death so he can’t bring himself to write this.] Did you really kill someone here? [He’ll hear Kefka’s side of the story; but that doesn’t mean he’ll believe it.]

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

[And this, my friends is what you call a patsy. Kefka has you pegged already, Vash~! And cue some realistic sounding fake despair.]

No! Of course I didn't! I was the one that found her~! I helped to raise dear Terra! She's like a niece to me! I would never harm her~!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Raised her huh? Vash makes a mental note that he needs to speak with Terra soon. But that tone in his voice. Maybe... there has been a mistake? Vash is pretty much on the fence as he's wasn't here and can only go by what he's heard.] Do you know what happened?

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

Unfortunately I don't... all I know is that I sensed a magical upheaval at the time... it was desperate... sad... hurt...

It was Terra's aura, no mistaking that. I hurried as fast as I could to the site of origin... but alas... I was too late...

I'm just glad that death doesn't seem to be permanent here... I don't know what I'd do if something were to happen to my dear Terra...

Her father would most definitely haunt me from beyond the grave...

[Kefka's making a mental note to write that one down sometime. The irony is just too good to him.]

[Written]

[esper_flight]

As though anyone believes you ever left.

[Written]

[chaoticelement]

Still clinging to your misguided hatreds, dear?

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

So this place sucked you back in, hu-- [okay, he's gotta stare]

... The hell? A clown? Or are you some weird-ass okama?

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

[You can almost hear the eye twitch in his voice.]

I am no clown, or okama. I am Kefka Palazzo, High Court Mage of the Gesthalian Empire.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Oh. [secretly thinks you're an okama, sry]

Well, welcome back to this shitty place. I'm sure it's missed you.

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

[Is making a note to find out who's friends with Sanji and then pose as Nami or something while painfully murdering your sorry smoking butt.]

It is a nice break from my duties in the Empire. I'm going to consider this a bit of an unexpected vacation.

[Voice]

[knightforgotten]

Have a nice trip?

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

Splendid~!

[Voice]

[knightforgotten]

That's good, everyone else just got to bark like dogs for a few days.

[Voice]

[chaoticelement]

Fascinating. Have I missed much else?

[unseenspy]

[Yeah, Jay doesn't believe that you actually left Luceti either, but he'll play along.]

Yes...it's a shame that it doesn't matter what happens back home when we're stuck in this place.

[chaoticelement]

At least I know I'll be returning to a peaceful and happy world when I do get back~!

[unseenspy]

Really? And what is your definition of a "peaceful and happy world?"

[chaoticelement]

One without war, of course~!