Comments | chaoticglitter: You taste like a burger. I don't like you any more.

chaoticglitter

You taste like a burger. I don't like you any more.

Feb 13, 2004 06:39

I truely want my neighbors dead, and I will pay someone a nice amount for he or she to see this through.

Comments 9

... thedanastory February 13 2004, 05:08:16 UTC

5 grand up front, another 5 when the job is done. i'll even let you call the cops on me to make it look like you had no ties. i'll blame it on battle stress, and i walk :P

Re: ... chaoticglitter February 13 2004, 19:18:07 UTC

wow great idea! you should do realllly absurd things when you get home and every time you get caught just blame it on battle stress. i bet youd get by with it. lucky bastard :)

somethingsmart February 13 2004, 07:30:08 UTC

wet hot american summer..
yeah!

Re: chaoticglitter February 13 2004, 19:18:28 UTC

such a great movie!!!

um... canto_xii February 13 2004, 10:45:59 UTC

i'm almost afraid to ask what happened...

suicide_theory February 13 2004, 11:19:44 UTC

Heres the deal , i'll go there at 4 o clock in the morning and slam my car door then leave .. i'll do this for about a week , then on the last day she will say something to me and i will yank her off her balcony and dispose of her body somehwere far away and no one would know the better ... and i'd do it for cheap .. like my niggas .. 2 Blunts and a 40...

Re: HA! chaoticglitter February 13 2004, 19:23:03 UTC

you might not be intimidating enough though. we all know that almost noone is going to be scared of an emo kid like you =P

Re: HA! suicide_theory February 13 2004, 23:21:18 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK !?!?!?

Re: HA! suicide_theory February 13 2004, 23:22:25 UTC

also .. if no one expects it then its the best plan ...