Or is it thanks Ellen? I can never remember ( Read more... )

Hurricanes officially suck. They are only slightly scary. I mean, watching vertical rain is pretty cool, and seeing palm trees snapping in half because of 140 mph winds is pretty badass. But with Hurricanes usually comes tornados. They forgot to tell me that. And yes, tornados really do sound like freight trains ( Read more... )

Well, Frances was interesting! In case none of you know what the hell I'm talking about, I mean HURRICANE Frances. Yup. Went through my first hurricane. Ain't life so cool! It was little more than a giant inconvenience. How giant? Well, I no longer have any screening around my pool, gas is little more than a myth, and I can't even go to Burger King ( Read more... )

Stole your quiz...muahahaha!

Take the quiz: "What type of attitude problem do you have? (pics)"

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It's been an up and down week for me. Here's how it goes. Ariel, hope you don't mind that I'm using your format for this shit ( Read more... )

...and in that I mean AUTO insurance, before any of you get all butthurt ( Read more... )

I'm remembering slowly what sucks about retail. Especially bike retail. People ask the DUMBEST questions! "Can I get this bike in pink?" Does it look like we have a pink bike? No! "I ran over my wheel with my car, can you fix it?" It'll be cheaper to buy a new one. "But I LIKE this one!" IT'S 20 GODDAMN YEARS OLD! GET OVER IT! Grrrr...Add up today ( Read more... )

I saw FX's new TV show last night..."Rescue Me". Wow. What a great show! Once again, Dennis Leary has shown his superiority as a human life form ( Read more... )

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Take the quiz: "Which God or Goddess are you?"

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