HBP
OMG I got my copy of HBP yesterday.. Got home at 3.. and read the book for like 9 nonconsecutive hours. I loved it.. Really! But there are some parts which I didn't like..
1. Pulling the H/G ship out of nowhere. I mean it was quite rushed... How the fuck did he learn to love her in like just ONE MONTH! *cough love potion cough*
2. Hermione. I loved her character. But now.. what the fuck happened to her.. she is so not the Hermione I know. She's jealous[of harry getting better grades than her], she's low, she's disdainful, she'schanged.
3. Half Blood Prince: Haha that was so corny. How the Half Blood Prince title came about... I don't know.. I find it corny.
4. the cave. Why the heck did Dumbledore have to drink it.. they could've like what... used the cup and scoop it into some plastic bag.
5. too much pensieve shit.
6. McLaggan. Need I say more?
7. Horace Slughorn. A.K.A. Hogwart's own Paedo.
8. Horny!Harry... Animal in his chest.. hear him roarrr
9. Is it me... Or has Ron turned into some weird kissing machine...
Okay... Now for what I lurrrve:
1. Bill/Fleur... I knew they were cute together :D But the marriage was too predictable
2. Draco: he was just on in the whole book.
3. Draco/Myrtle: I'll say something about this somewhere in the end of my post :P
4. Pensieve. It was really helpful. It cleared up so many things about Voldemort
5. the twins.. LMAO I love the twins!
Why are you worring about
you-know-who
You should be worrying about
U-No-Poo --
the constipation sensation
that's gripping the nation
+ calling molly a prat :)
6. Apparation lessons. Finally they get one.. haha Ron fails because he left HALF HIS EYEBROW!!
7. Mollywobbles. Makes you wonder what does the wobbling.
8. Dumbledore screws the Dursleys w00t
9. Mwahaha Harry gets Kreacher
10. Harry is ready to kick some voldie arse.
Okay.. About Draco/Moaning Myrtle. We discussed about this and we came to a conclusion.. I mean it'd be hard for them to have some action if One is transparent. So we theorized that Moaning Myrtle will possess Umbridge, go into the prefect's bathroom with Draco.. And Hump him :) So yeah... That's that... :D All in all i loved the book.. I just wished Dumbledore didn't die :(
~squiggie