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to those i may have snapped at on thursday or any other day recently; i'm sorry! i am under a lot of stress - yes, still. honestly, i'm not a bitchy person, when i'm not spaztic i'm really very mellow (admittedly, few have seen this). i don't like being this irritable, as one does not like being mired in a vat of cottage cheese weeks past it's ( Read more... )

i need ideas for my 18 birthday - and although sex is by no means out of the question, i shall be refusing all of the suggested kidnappings and gangbangs proposed thus far.

suggestions so far - please make more!

do nothing
get trashed at Rhia's
hot sex
hookah bar
strip club
RHPS (only if it's our cast!)
picnic
orgy
picnic orgy

~Figment's Panties~
vodka
pink lemonade
cool whip
stawberry kiwi concentrate
blend with ice
serve frozen

shit... that's not all of it. Rhia, what was in those two things i combined? gratzi Rhia :}
could also be called "Fruit of the Loom," but that's not as fun ;}

and for the hell of it:

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Post a false memory of me. It can be anything you want, so long as it never happened. Then post this to your journal. See what people don't remember about you.

i tell you, Southie on St. Pattie's is the mecca... i miss green beer, random green splashes in the snow, the entire population getting Irish and everything about St. Pattie's in Boston!!
kiss me, i'm irish...
POG MA HOAN
<3

Who wants to take a Figment home for a few days?
The Figment is looking for a place to go over spring break, and so appealing to anyone willing to house her.
The Figment is housetrained, doesn't need much to eat (do not feed after midnight), and perfectly happy to sleep on the floor. The Figment does need a reasonable amount of exercise, but in most ( Read more... )

you know those jeans, the ones with the blown-out knees and india ink? these were, at one point, my best jeans. they are now no longer appropriate for fomral affairs (as such), but hey, they're still my favourite. and i would like to bring up a perfect example of the alternatively trousered; Bill Pott!! i'm sure none of you have ever even met him ( Read more... )

Big D has a lj?
*blinks*
*stares blankly*
pass the vodka, please.
Edit:
where have all you Rocky mothafuckas been HIDING?!!? because of course, i always need more people to waste time stalking :)

THE PARADIGM SHIFT BEGINS ( Read more... )