Why does this always happen? The minute I sit down with the damn dial-up, I hear some kinda nonsense goin' down in the lobby. I think I better go take a look, see if they need me. Maybe I'll be lucky and I kan kill the mystical No-water-or-cable-or-gas demon that's attackin' us.

...

Oh sh... I gotta go. You ain't takin' our stuff!

You ever feel like there's some kinda freaky conspiracy against you? I mean, apart from all the other freaky conspiracies out to get us, which I really wish I didn't know were out there ( Read more... )

What. The hell.

I been havin' one of the best weeks in god knows how long. I got two places I can actually help a good cause under one roof, and I got a room right down the hall.

You know, somewhere good to be, with good people.

And I got a new game for my PS2. And it definitely ain't Final Fantasy XI, I don't go in for that nerd stufff. I been ( Read more... )

Yeah, yeah, I know. "Gunn, where you been?"

I been here, around, helpin' and fightin'. Anne and hers just moved in, so I been helping her out with that. Also, don't forget all the cleanup after that groty-ass demon a while back. And regular vamp patrol? Don't worry. I been busy.

But we just got a call from Andrew. Yeah, you know, watcher in ( Read more... )

I really do. You know how often magic goes right? Exactly never. Far as I'm concerned, we can just leave it behind, stick to axes and crossbows. At least when those go wrong, worst that happens is you die ( Read more... )

Seriously, y'all, what the hell is going on around here? I get back from killing demons and now I gotta deal with this. You wanna insult my shoes? My hair? Accuse of things I ain't even doing? Fine, we can play that. I don't need you people, either ( Read more... )

Man. I didn't think it would go down like that ( Read more... )

Damn, everything's all crazy around here. Not that demons-eatin' people and the apocalypse comon' crazy, though. It's the What-the-hell-are-we-gonna-do-now kinda crazy ( Read more... )

//Firewalled against everyone but Angel, Cordy, Spike, and my ghost dog Dennis ( Read more... )

Fully realize that things goin' down the way they did kept yours truly from doin' the big dead to rights kinda thing ya'll were expectin' me to do. Still, woulda loved to work this out the old-fashioned, last stand on the battlefield sorta way, old hands facin' down unbeatable odds in a final...

Ah, hell, that woulda been tight like The Wild Bunch ( Read more... )