For about a month, Tav and I were in a fierce beard-off. I fucking won. Don't ask him about it though, he'll lie to you. I'll make him pay for doing that to you.
This is my underchin; all of this hair is black
This is the side of my fucking face. All of this hair is red.
This is my moustache/shaggy dog section. All of this hair is clear.
Why did I get rid of it, you ask?
I asked my friend Jon about it and he punched it clean off of my face.