Adventures in Puppy Parenthood: Vol. 3

[charlesthegnu]

Episode 5: "Puppy Wins a Radio Contest"

So as I've said before in previous episodes that Patrick has a little masturbation problem. In spite of the vet's hopes, he has yet to grow out of it. But for once, one of his MANY issues has actually turned profitable. One of our local radio station's has a fantastic afternoon show that I listen to every day

Comments

[peripatetic_one]

Haha. They couldn't STOP laughing. I would've been shocked if you didn't win :) Woo Martinis!

[another1stkiss]

Indeed. The next girl's story was so boring compared to yours, I just thought, WTF? Why are they still listening to her?

I did enjoy the one about the OCD dog, though, 'cause my dog did nearly the same thing: Took a single piece of food out of his bowl, carried it to the next room, and ate it there, rinse, repeat.

Your story wins, though, and congrats on sounding like a normal person, and not like a crazy person who calls in to radio stations to talk about their pets.

[ycleped]

Man, you should put him to work to pay off all those vet bills!