I have developed an unhealthy obsession with pork

[charleysjob]

Somehow today, the grease drippings from the local cafe came up.

Me: Man, if there was bacon grease in there I'd drink that shit with a straw.

About 1 minute later:

"I mean, if pork was a woman I'd be stalking her and looking through her windows"

Withdrawl's a bitch.

Comments

[amorphousplasma]

Me too! The no meat diet is hitting me harder in pork than anything else... :(