Everyone I have a sudden and desperate need for bad fish jokes. Please help! I don't care how many you have or how bad they are, just please send them to me.

Eg; 2 fish are in a tank. one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive!"

For those of you that have looked at my lj you 'll notice that i haven't posted in a while. This has been for a few reasons that i wont go into a the moment, except to say that i haven't given up on it just been doing other things ( Read more... )

won't be able to write much for a while.......sorry guys.

Quote for the week; (m. Cleese in m'pythons 'parrot sketch') "I'd like to make a COMPLAINT!............"

Five ( Read more... )

I've had a really nice day. It was one of those days where everything is just.....nice ( Read more... )

Was writing a letter to a ex today & 31/2 yrs of memories came flooding back ( Read more... )

Well this is my first entry on my first use of lifejournal. Ooooo scary! Oh well I'm sure i'll have much more to talk about latter when I've finished exploring/ fiddling with lj options....... tehehehe. ;)