100 Questions
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"I will never be able to fully explain this pure crippling terror" - Stranger to my self
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Empty air
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Responding to Facebook messages that I have been putting off for weeks because I am a terrible person
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I watched Gossip Girl on NETFLIX
Without looking, guess what time it is
10:46 pm
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:26pm
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My fan and crickets
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Went out back with Maya
Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I forget what happened. I think it was related to the awful series ending to Dexter that I watched before bed though.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
When did you last laugh?
Today at lunch....
So today at my coworker's farewell lunch our boss was giving her a bunch farewell gifts and joking around and he got to Eos lip balm (round shaped kind you buy at target) and said "HA! well you don't need this crap! And jokingly tossed it into the room behind our table. There was a server standing there (an amusing gay bald man) but no one at any of the tables. Our boss then went to pick it up and didn't realize the floor behind him was raised, tripped and fell HARD onto the ground.
Without missing a beat, the bald server turned to us with a stoney expression and said, "and thats why NO ONE disses Eos lip balm"
It was the BEST moment of my life... but we all had to try not to laugh because our boss was SUPER embarrassed and angry about falling.
Do you remember why / at what?
See above
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Photo frames, Japanese fans, furoshiki
Seen anything weird lately?
I saw an unusual cross dresser today on my way back from lunch.
What do you think of this quiz?
I dont think this is a quiz, it seems like a series of questions.
What is the last film you saw?
Zack and Miri make a Porno ... it was not good.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Maryland
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy a house. I want a house. Then I would go to a Michael Ellis weekend seminar in California (my dog trainer hero) and put the rest in savings.
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I am quite fond of the dark and I am deadly afraid of camelback/ humpback crickets.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'm not really one to say.
Do you like to dance?
No
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Not really.
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Salespeople.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
...Ylvis The FOX on iTunes.. what am I doing with my life (but come ON its catchy)
Last time you swam in a pool?
At dad's house with Maya.
Type of music you like most?
Some of everything, but really nothing has impressed me lately.
Type of music you dislike most?
Anything stressful or repetitive. If you can't think of more than one line for your song then you fail.
Are you listening to music right now?
No.
What color is your bedroom carpet?
Gray.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Privacy, time to myself and private indoor dog training ring with supplies! :D
What was the last thing you bought?
I bought WENDYS for dinner.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Yes.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving.
Do you have a garden?
No
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
How much I wish I could go back to sleep and then I realize that I always set my alarm 2 hours early JUST SO I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP and then I go back to sleep.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
I like eating alone.
Who sent the last text message you received?
Either Anpan or my mom I think.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Pretty much anywhere... Trader Joes... Target.. I don't have a favorite, I just like shopping.
What time is bed time?
I try to get in bed by 9pm, but usually sleep around 11pm... the internet is a hard drug to quit.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.
How many tattoos do you have?
Zero
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Sometimes, but I don't think its for me.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Moped around mostly. Next year I think I will ask for a moon bounce.
Do you carry a donor card?
I am a donor on my drivers license.
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Mom I guess? She made yummy salmon yesterday.
Is the glass half empty or half full?
It varies. Generally full, but its been fuzzy lately.
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Japan
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
This summer.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Some theater trophies and horse riding ribbons.
Are you a good cook?
Too lazy
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
I'm not sure.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No
Do you touch-type?
I dont know what that means... you mean without looking at the keyboard? If so, then yes, I do not need to look at what I am typing at all and often do not.
What's under your bed?
Nothing
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in attraction at first sight.
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Maya
Where were you on Valentine's day?
Probably alone.
What time do you get up? 5am then 6 am then 7 am (for reals)
What was the name of your first pet? Hammie... guess what kind of pet she was..
Who is the second to last person to call you?
My dad
Is there anything going on this weekend?
Puppy class, maybe seeing a friend from out of town and seeing my dad for dinner and a movie.
How are you feeling right now?
Sickly and tired.
What do you think about the most?
Being tired
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would tell family and 1-2 trusted friends soon.
Who would you tell first?
My mom
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Gatsby?
Do you sing in the shower?
Not usually.
What do you do most when you are bored?
Read reddit.... for HOURS
What do you do for a living?
Legal assistant for a patent attorney. I do stuff and I format stuff and I type stuff.
Do you love your job?
Its a good job with good people, I just want to become better at it.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
A veterinarian, then a biologist, a marine biologist specializing in sharks, a lawyer, then an actor.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Rat Zoo!! Or somewhat more possible, a dog trainer.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
..
How many keys on your key ring?
2
Where would you retire to? Some nice private house near the woods.
What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Camry.
What are your best physical features?
Ugh.. my body is ok.
What are your best characteristics?
I have a strong work ethic and I try not to be a jerk.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Japan, Norway... somewhere I can take Maya.
What kind of books do you like to read?
Fantasy mostly.
What is your favorite time of the day?
11:11
Where did you grow up?
Maryland.
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Same place
What are you reading now?
Nothing
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes
Do you have pets?
Maya the wonder dog
How many rings before you answer the phone?
I never answer the phone.
What is your best childhood memory?
When my dad used to put me to bed he would kneel by the bed and I would RUN into the room and he would flip me in the air so I would land on my back in bed....
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Administrative assistant 15- 20
Customer Service 21-24
ALT 24- 26
Legal Assistant- Current
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Not really, Maya is doing great with her agility classes though!
What is most important in life?
Just being happy. Realizing that you cant be happy by changing things. You cant be happy by buying new clothes or your friends or your job, you have to learn to be happy with what you have at any point in your life. It isn't easy, but is the key to being a fulfilled adult.
What Inspires You?
Maya.. when I am too tired or sad to do anything, she SHOVES me out of bed saying WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING WITH ME?????? Which is a good point.