Pinocchio is the worst Disney movie ever made. It was terrifying and disturbing and Pinocchio is an asshole. There is nothing redeeming about that movie and I wish we could have left Pinocchio for dead in Kingdom Hearts.

I had a weird fascination with how bittersweet Bambi was as a kid. I read the original book when I was like 12 and enjoyed every little tragedy that the movie DIDN'T show. This must be where my love of angst comes from.