RP Sunday: Old Switcheroo
"Well, Christ goddamn." Bond examined his reflection in the suite mirror, turning and craning his neck to check himself out at all angles. "I would hit this. I make a hot chick. Still have the Best Ass In The World superpower, eh? It'd be nice if the tits were bigger," he added critically, cupping his hands under them and giving a little jiggle, "but, hey, more than a mouthful's a waste, right?"
He continued posing for a while, leaning over pin-up style, then practicing a feminine sashay in his walk, before digging through their clothing to find the Mondrian minidress and go-go boots he'd acquired for that drag undercover job versus The Man-Eater, who'd wanted to kill of all the males in the world to create a lesbian utopia. It looked better on him now than it had that time, and he posed some more to show off.
"Of course, you know, I'm going to need one crackerjack damn name to go with this. Like Pussy Sweetlips, or - shit, I know. Fay Foutre. YES."
Immensely pleased with himself... herself? Immensely pleased, at any rate, Bond took his feminine body and his French double-entendre name down to the bar.
note: he needed a Bond girl name and he's francophone; the name's supposed to sound roughly like a way of saying "I put out"
He continued posing for a while, leaning over pin-up style, then practicing a feminine sashay in his walk, before digging through their clothing to find the Mondrian minidress and go-go boots he'd acquired for that drag undercover job versus The Man-Eater, who'd wanted to kill of all the males in the world to create a lesbian utopia. It looked better on him now than it had that time, and he posed some more to show off.
"Of course, you know, I'm going to need one crackerjack damn name to go with this. Like Pussy Sweetlips, or - shit, I know. Fay Foutre. YES."
Immensely pleased with himself... herself? Immensely pleased, at any rate, Bond took his feminine body and his French double-entendre name down to the bar.
note: he needed a Bond girl name and he's francophone; the name's supposed to sound roughly like a way of saying "I put out"