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List five careers you might have had, if only....
1. Lawyer - if I only cared about the law.
2. Cop - if only I were a bigger asshole
3. Drug Dealer - if only I hated humanity more
4. Murderer/thug - if only I were my father's daughter
5. Psychologist - if only I really wanted to rob people and fuck them at the same time.