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[charlotte001]

I have a competition

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[episodefour]

k, i made this joke/lamo thing up myself:

boyfriend: *moooooo*, i'm a cow
me: *silence* i'm a garaffe
me: *quack quack* i'm a confused garaffe

garaffe looks spelt wrong....but i'm to lazy to check

[edd_the_monkey]

The lamest joke I ever heard was told to me by a mentally retarded co-worker at my first job:

Why did the monkey climb up a tree and throw his poo at people that passed by?

Because he wanted to steal their wallets!

......yeah....I didn't get it either.