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my cake turned into a big crumbly mess. so i made it a happy valentine's day volcano.

whatever, it's the thought the fucking counts.

i have love in my heart, so today i feel blessed.

ps. i'm baking a valentine's day cake all red.

so being poor is the so opposite of awesome.

in fact, it totally sucks.

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just put it in some water. haha.

coke is on my shopping list this week. hahaha.

and dr. pepper.

no connection.

i'm glued to my television.

PS-it's just all a joke. get it?

DEEP DIGS IN YOUR SIDE. yeah? and? so? what?

fuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

havin' a dick. on a plllaaatterrr.

people should be more subtle in our society.

subtle and demure.

it's sexy.

"kiss me there. that feels good."

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can i just tell ou how NOT fun it is to sit in a doctors office for an hour and a half when they told me what i could have told them in the first second and a half.

i wiiiishhhh i weeerrrreee dddeeeeaaad.

my body is seriously shutting down and now it's a little scary.

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