I have become rubble. Like a natural disaster, all scattered and cluttered and not quite new. Maybe this is best ( Read more... )

Tonight was supposed to be paper, Pre-Calc, article. It turned into Teen Vogue, raviolis, drumming on my desk. Even spinning around in my computer chair till I want to puke is a better fate than homework.
... among other things.

PS: If you have something other than pizza and pancakes at your house, can I come eat with you? This insanity will not stop and it's only the third month. If this keeps up, by the time my new baby brother or sister is born I will be 40 pounds heavier and have a personal relationship with the pizza delivery guy.

I guess it's most appropriate to say that the Big Apple and adverse weather conditions don't care to agree. Nor with deer, for that matter. Next time a fuzzy woodland creature comes jumping out in front of my car, I'm not going to drive myself into a ditch to save its life. That baby is getting mashed into the pavement and scooped up to make Burgoo ( Read more... )

Mom ( Read more... )

I end up cursing tables and spilling lobster juice on my work shirt and praying to get out by maybe 11... for what ( Read more... )

My darling Zoosha ( Read more... )

The holidays are a time of honesty, love, and giving (your friend your case of bronchitis). Thus, there is a perpetual tickle in the back of my throat and a little boulder bouncing around in my head. Taking advantage of this day off, at least until around 2:30, I have to ask myself: WWFD (What Would Ferris Do ( Read more... )

Late-night drives are becoming more of an addiction than anything. (It's like taking up smoking, but a bit more healthy though just as costly. Gas.) I never pick the right music to make the mood something else. I drive, looking at houses and street lights and speed limit signs. I get lost on the same roads and found again just when I need to be ( Read more... )

1. a bottle of sand from the Pacific Ocean (jerk. stop being so great, it makes it harder to loathe you ( Read more... )