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[charmedandperky]

[Piper sits in front of the camera with a pleasant smile on her face, which grows steadily more brittle as she goes on.] Hi! My name is Piper. I'll be a lucky someone's new warden

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[veni_vidi_valui]

A chef? Excellent!

Now we've a professional, I look forward to seeing my meal suggestions implemented as soon as possible!

[charmedandperky]

Right. I haven't got the job yet, so put them on a postcard and send it to the kitchen.

[veni_vidi_valui]

I think that 'Paddy' fellow should still have a copy... If not, I'll be happy to furnish you with the basics.

[charmedandperky]

Paddy? He in charge of the kitchens?

[athames]

[Have a requisite FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF comment-that-isn't-here.

Bel will just be... Breaking things. In his room.]

[charmedandperky]

[Which is kinda two doors away. Want spam?]

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[brokenweapon]

[As the camera comes on, he's smiling, or making a sincere effort to.] Hey, welcome aboard. Good to have someone around who isn't scowling. [Yes! Open with a joke.]

And good luck with your future inmate. There are some pretty decent people who got shuffled into that crowd, for whatever reason. [Like a certain friend of his.] And then there are the genocidal maniacs. [Pause.] Most fall somewhere in between.

[Well done, good job serious-ing it up. Aaaawkward pause. Quick, save it!]

I'm Jason, by the way. Didn't mean to, uh, discourage you with that or anything. [laughs.]

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[charmedandperky]

I don't suppose there's an 'Encouraging for Wardens' class around here, cause we both kinda suck.

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[brokenweapon]

Not unless you feel like starting one. The, uh...amount of organized activity is a little lacking around here. The Admiral's no cruise director.

[Whoa, I think he found his sense of humor. Or someone's, anyway.]

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[charmedandperky]

Oh. That should really be looked at. Since most these guys are murderers and most of us, aren't.