Seven - Piper Just Loves Camp

[charmedandperky]

[Piper is all attitude and ticked off, the perfect little sixteen year old.] Ok! I know you guys want no trouble, so I'm just going to lay it on the line. I AM, under no circumstances, going to the lake!

No amount of threats, bribery or violence is going to get me there. CapisceNo! I do not have a phobia! No! I know how to swim

Comments

She may have just scared Judas some. And by some, a lot.

[heavenonthemind]

Judas needs to be scared, dammit! Lake is a scary, frightening place. At camp.

[charmedandperky]

[with_discipline]

This camp?

[charmedandperky]

Thankfully, I haven't met the sadist who's quite sadistic enough to both send me to camp and send me to the same one that my mom died at. That one closed down.

Pardon me if I still think the parallels are a little too much anyway.

Dammit, Grams, distance doesn't mean squat.

[with_discipline]

Then there's no reason to assume that the same something might be found here; though your fear of swimming is understandable.

[charmedandperky]

Here's a reason. Assuming there isn't has more of a chance of getting you killed than assuming there is.

[darknessb4me]

Seriously?

[charmedandperky]

You stop making this stuff up when you're six.

[darknessb4me]

Believe me, I wouldn't put it past some of the people here, if only for a joke.

God, why would anyone send you back to camp? That's like beyond stupid.

[charmedandperky]

Ugh, I don't even know.

[doctor_j_crane]

It's also really unhygienic to swim in lakes. Dirt makes you evil.

[charmedandperky]

Dirt doesn't make you evil, evil makes you evil. Dirt just sits around, minding its own business until you get rid of it cause it's making you dirty!

[doctor_j_crane]

Dirt doesn't have business. That's ridiculous.

[charmedandperky]

According to you, dirt has the business of 'making you evil'. Jeez, last time I take up one of
your metaphors!