Hey so we performed Bob Gary Scary Fairy Larry at the Naked Bean. Too bad that they were so closed minded. It's funny too because the people that were there were those typical artsy people who are supposed to be open minded but they're really not. But oh well, what can you expect? Only the special people like Bob Gary....It only proves my point ( Read more... )

Ten minutes ago, my life was fine. I was happy. Went for a normal check up with the Doctor, like I've done my whole life...every year. Nothing was ever wrong with me. He'd always say,"Son (He was a little demented, I'm a girl) you are just as healthy as a whistle. Have you been eating an apple a day to keep me away"? It was perfect. I even got ( Read more... )

my dick is made out of elmer's glue. My teeth are copper, my vagina is made out of ice. my smile is starched with cucumber slices melted in the mix. my butt is made out of the ass that won't quit. my barber is made out of cheese. my breath is salmon. the bank closes at 12. the teller smells like shit. shit tastes like ass. ass looks like moldy ( Read more... )

Dave, if you ever read this..ever..I love you so much. I never ever ever want to lose you or come close to it. I love you sweetheart.

So...First off I would just like to say...ahem! I have the call backs for something secret, coming soon. Just watch out for me mmmkay? hahaha. I'll let you know for sure after tomorrow what's going to happen next. Big Surf, T.V., Cameras...blah blah blah. You'll see.

I miss you so much Grandpa. You were the only one who did everything and anything exactly the way it should've been done. You said everything that was perfect. Your actions backed up everything you spoke for. You were a living angel. Now you are my guardian angel. I miss you. The anniversary of your death is coming. I can feel it. I wonder ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel as if my dog is the only other being on this planet, right now, that makes me feel special, appreciates me and loves me for exactly who I am.

Ahhhhh....Friday. I have been waiting for you for 7 days now. I can't wait to sleep and hang out at the pool all weekend. I dont' really want to do anything responsible this weekend. Well, except feeding my dog and cat and myself ( Read more... )

Yeah I am seriously flipping myself out lately. I have been seeing glimpses of the past and the future. Also, even though I'm sure people read this journal and just pretend that they don't I'm going to say what I saw yesterday. It was so freaky but not jumpy freaky...i dont know. I was at Nate and Heather's yesterday and I was outside smoking a ( Read more... )

Lawen I miss you!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to come home again!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )