.... What the hell is "Suspiria" doing on the Women's Cinemax channel? *glee* ^_^

And so you guys know, Imma be doing the March of Dimes things in just over a week. The 25th, I believe. My mom's hospital is doing it, so my mom has asked me to come with her so we can die together. I know we're all poor as hell, but if you feel like pledging some moneys for my effort then you can do so here: http://www.marchforbabies.org/ ( Read more... )

... When people have a disorder or disease or whatever, they're often put on pills to help them out, yes?

So if I have People Are Dumb Syndrome... can I put *everyone else* on pills?

Ha, I just asked my brother, ".. Can I put them on *cyanide* pills?"
Brother: *chuckles* "Not regularly."

Seriously, raptors are totally behind this. First they learned how to open doors. It was only a matter of time before they could start hacking road signs. Next they'll build a flux capacitor. You just watch.

Accurate as Nostradamus (but with awesomer beubage),
~Frosty

( ZOMG RAPTORS!! )

You're just going to have to deal with the awesome. I also don't care if this has already been circulated. :P I'm bringing it back.


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Btw, in case any of you hadn't noticed... the pics from last night are up on my myspace. I'll be adding to them as soon as I steal the ones Todd took on his camera.

Alright, that's it. I am goddamn vetoing these cold-ass mornings. Someone needs to remind the weather that this is Florida, and make things go back to normal before I dieApparently my cat is also vetoing. She actually *checked the weather* when I opened the door for her, and said "fuck that shit". Or she would have if she could have. Either way, ( Read more... )

Zomg, so I clicked a link in mathaeis's journal. A link to a scathing Twilight review. Twenty minutes later, and I'm still following *other* links with funny anti Twilight sentiments... but this is my favorite so far. I about died.

EDWARD: SAY MY NAME, BITCH

BELLA: EDWARD

EDWARD: NO, THE OTHER ONE

BELLA: ASSHOLE

EDWARD: NO, THE OTHER ONEBELLA: VAMPIRE ( Read more... )

Great fucking speech.

The end.

The second result makes me feel warm and fuzzy. ^_^ Well, I guess they both do... but goddammit, I *should* know that comic by now since I keep forcing it on everyone I come in contact with. "Hey, this reminds me of the one comic where..."

( Quizzes )