stolen from katy. good luck, see if youre worldly, because my music is.
the game:
1. open your music player and set it to shuffle.
2. write down the first line from each of the first 25 songs that come up (with lyrics); no skipping because you're embarrassed.
3. let people guess, and then underline or strike out songs as they are correctly identified.
1)GUESSED BY NICOLE: STEPHEN LYNCH - IF I WERE GAY Here we are, dear old friend. you and i, drunk again. laughs have been had, tears have been shed, maybe the whiskeys gone to my head....
2) Twenty-six years and seems like I've just begun
To understand my, my intimate is no one
When the director sold the show, who bought its last rites?
They cut the cast, the music, and the lights
3) Comin' out da slums
It's da hoodlums
I'm pullin' my gatt out on all you bums
4) Laid back in an old saloon with a peso in my hand, watchin flies and children on the street. and I catch a glimpse of black eyed girls who giggle when i smile, and a little boy who wants to shine my feet.
5)GUESSED BY NICOLE: OTIS REDDING - DOCK OF THE BAY Sittin in the mornin sun, ill be sittin when the evening come. Watching the ships roll in, then i watch em roll away again.
6)Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one
7)GUESSED BY NICOLE-AFTER I TOLD HER RUN DMC - CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me (had to post that whole one. i love that song.)
8) All around the world, we can make time, rompin and stompin cause im in my prime. born in the north, just want to entertain ya, cause im down, with the state of Pennsylvania.
9)GUESSED BY NICOLE: BEN FOLDS - TINY DANCER(YOU GUYS SUCK) Blue Jean baby, LA LADY, SEAMSTRESS FOR THE BANDDDDDD (hint. its a cover, possibly better than the original.)
10)I used to go out to parties
And stand around
'Cause I was too nervous
To really get down
And my body yearned to be free
So I got up on the floor and found
Someone to choose me
11) We can go, soul for soul, over mic control. Kid you cant touch me with a ten foot pole.
12) You say that you don't know me and you couldn't if you tried and your ignorance amazes me with every single lie. You say one thing and mean it then but then you can't decide.
13) More than often i drive so much its like my ass is my feet. i see little black furry running dogs, and im standing up in my seat.
14)Open my eyes as I submerge
and I won't deny what I've been since birth.
I'll die drowned by your standards.
Breathe in the life of the summmer's death as the orange
and red breathe their first breath,
so welcome as they're burning through.
15) Hermit crabs and cowry shells
Crush beneath his feet as he comes towards you
He's waving at you
16) Baby life is like a ride on a freeway, didgin bullets while youre trying to find your way. Everyones around but noone does a damn thing, it brings me down, but i wont let them.
17) Heres a little story that must be told, about two young brothers who was put on hold.
18) End of passion play, crumbling away
I’m your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths construction
19) Don’t you tell me to smile
You stick around I’ll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it’s because I’m so versatile
20)GUESSED BY NICOLE: DANE COOK STANDUP I was talking to this girl the other day, and she said "all guys want is sex". and i said, "listen, finish blowing me, and we are going to talk about this later.
21) Summer time and the wind is blowing outside
In lower chelsea and I don’t know
What I’m doing in this city
The sun is always in my eyes
It crashes through the windows
And I’m sleeping on the couch
When I came to visit you
That’s when I knew I could never
Have you
22)GUESSED BY KATY: BEN FOLDS - NOT THE SAME You took a trip, and climbed a tree, at Robert Sledges party. And there you stayed, till morning came.......
23) You always break my heart, keep bringin me down, you always break my heart, keep bringin me down, down.
24) I thought she had to have it
Since the first time she came
Who knows the situation
Mysteries remain
And now I wonder why
I breakdown when I cry
Is it something I said
Or is it just a lie
(Is it just a lie)
25) Do you ever walk in and find your husband quickly zipping up his pants? Does your husband suffer from chapped dick? then he may be addicted to porno.
good luck.