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[chase_martin]

Damn. I just registered for the draft. Now to go about finding some way to disable myself...

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[bcolumbo87]

who needs both hands? clapping can easily be replaced with snapping for sure

[wilbur622]

you should probably start doing a lot of acid and maybe consider cutting off your index fingers.

[caslovesyou]

remember this post because it is important and very significant in Owen Meany down the road william!

[lizzy3917]

you could say you are an aspiring preacher and they wont make you go.

[lazy_boring_man]

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" only works if you don't tell them anyway. So just profess your undying love for dicks.