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"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."
"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm the total opposite."
"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."
"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."
"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm the total opposite."
"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."