HOW TO: a three week city veteran's guide

[chaseme249]

Survive the Gay Bar as a Patron:
Get Drunk.

Survive the Gay Bar as an Employee:
Laugh it off.
--i.e., when a sauced elderly patron calls you a cocksucker for trying to clear his not-so-empty glass, try to find humor in the fact that his insult is astute, though uncalled for.
Avoid the slippery slope of TMF (Too Much Faggotry)--i.e., maintain your

Comments

[kicksomething]

ha!
Assume these are important conversations, and do not interrupt
the best. best best.

[pockettraci]

how to survive the gay bars as an employee: get drunk (vury carefully and slyly).

[joker40000]

old men at gay bars are the worst only because, after a few drinks, they think that they can hit on any of the significantly younger guys in the bar, and pretend to be sugar daddy's. But in reality they are just dirty lying old men with overdrawn bank accounts trying to get into some twinks bank account.

In fact on tuesday I was talking to a 48 year old man from Wisconsin who got his PHD at Harvard in behavioral psych and is working for the Navy in some secret investigation thing(ya right). Funny tho, no matter how many times I ran away he kept on finding me and pinching my butt.

[somthingscatchy]

glad i got to see ya for at least a little bit while i was up there, maybe next time you can be a better host and show me around ;-)

haha, sorry, but well all know ive never been good at playin it cool