i scare tori spelling, universe wins...

[chasewaterhouse]

OK, I admit it. This past Saturday, I attended a celebrity/dog fashion show.

It had flamethrowers, a lit-up (by lights, not fire) hot-air balloon, dogs with hats and an open bar. I was double-fisting Crown and Cokes and felt like I'd just gotten off the boat from Chino. Yeehaw, I was ready to kick it with Lassie and Air Bud. Unfortunately...I was

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[thetypogoddess]

hahahahaha. that terrifies and amuses me at the same time.

your dog is fucking adorable

[chasewaterhouse]

Piggy likes the ladies. Therefore his nickname is LL Cool P.

[thetypogoddess]

LOL

best dog nickname ever.

[smoke_screen]

i bet the dog looked better than tori

[chasewaterhouse]

Captain Obvious!!

jk. but seriously, what did you do to V?

[smoke_screen]

i was going to say that your dog is cute than you, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings and you not talk to me no more.

[chasewaterhouse]

Piggy would be a lot hotter if he lost weight. We're workin' on that.

And thanks for calling me ugly. ;(

[djoyusone]

Awwww, I should have taken Jango!

[chasewaterhouse]

I tried to call you. But I got your secretary. :(

[sweet_tiffany82]

tori spelling loves her dogs to death so of course she would be frightened.

is it just me or does tori look like a man in drag?

oh yeh that pug is adorable!

[chasewaterhouse]

Frightening, not frightened.
Yes.
Thanks.

[helloreplace]

if you go to the boston tea party in LA, Rose McGowan and Marilyn Manson are there with their Boston Terriers every year. So that's fun.

[chasewaterhouse]

I saw Rose McGowan at the foofy Beverly Hills pet shop "Fifi & Romeo" one time. She makes even me look dark.

[helloreplace]

well, she's and MM are hige into the boston terriers so now you know how to start the conversation - talk about how cute they are and ask her to take you home o marilyn can do a tarot reading from his deck he made that has a picture of him on every card. celebrities love you.