death by lava lamp...

[chasewaterhouse]

OK. We officially have a winner for "Worst Way to Die." Ever.

Using the worst way to die equation, that rates a solid 10. No contest.

I once took a lava lamp to show-and-tell when I was in kindergarten. It ended up being a lost cause because my teacher, Ms. Baumgartner, didn't allow me sufficient time to give the "globulation procedure" to develop

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[carolinacutie]

I love Thomasville stories.

[chasewaterhouse]

Of which I have many. Big chairs and all.

[sweet_tiffany82]

lol maybe he was tired and accidently put the lava lamp on the stove while he was cooking food.

[chasewaterhouse]

Or maybe he was eating the lava lamp?

[chasewaterhouse]

Sweet. Can't wait.

[chasewaterhouse]

Maybe he didn't have a microwave??

Death by eating buttons and dirty cereal

[glamstarlette]

My old lava lamp was purple with yellow lava, and when it was off the yellow globs looked like lemon rinds. ::shrugs::

I never got to play Show and Tell as a a kid -- I was deprived. ...I *did* however eat cereal off of my kindergarten's magic carpet to the tune of Ms. Vicki screaming at me to stop and my classmates laughing. I also used to eat the buttons off of my dresses during naptime and when I'd stand up my clothes would fall off.

::stops talking, realizes how deadly silent it is::

Yeah, and we wonder why I turned out the way I did...

Re: Death by eating buttons and dirty cereal

[chasewaterhouse]

Hmmmmm...this explains SO much.

Re: Death by eating buttons and dirty cereal

[glamstarlette]

::nods emphatically::

Of this I am fully aware, my friend.