open bar = happytime...

[chasewaterhouse]

So the company Christmas party is tonight. I have to wear a over-21 wristband. I hope it doesn't clash with my anti-bully wristband, which has replaced my Kabbalah bracelet, which in turn replaced my watch, which didn't work anyways. So whatever.

But, truth be told, office parties are the weirdest time of the year. For one moment in time, we all

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[michaelpop]

What happened to your colored "I go all the way" bracelets? Sold them to some fifth-grader for booze money, didn't you?

Props to the dude who had to Photoshop-correct Lindsay's orange glow. I wonder how many days it took. I also wonder whether or not he had to airbrush her legs. Give that man a vacation, I say.

[chasewaterhouse]

Props to the dude that took the picture. Because, well, he was there.

[digame]

Your holiday party sounds so much better than mine. Can I come and be your secretary?

[chasewaterhouse]

Oops. You missed it. And you could have. :(

[subpolka]

Whoa...I'm recovering trailer trash, m'self. Solidarity, baby.

Am having the worst time trying to reconcile my memories of Parent Trap-era Li'l Lohan with that magazine cover...

[chasewaterhouse]

Yes. If only she truly had a trailer trash twin.

[helloreplace]

what happened to your yellow lance a bracelet? did matt damon not return it after he borrowed it ro go on the tonight show? fucker.
what i first thought when i saw the lohan topless in *pantyhose* was "what kind of horrible track marks must she have on her lefts for this to be a completely weird looking PANTYHOSE shot?

[helloreplace]

p.s. i think the paneling in the icon here speaks volumes about my personal history.

[chasewaterhouse]

OMG. That's EXACTLY my first thought.

[winterblitz]

a guy told me today to put safety pins directly into my skin to achieve the true punk look. (i had safety pins on my shirt - it was laundry day.)

[chasewaterhouse]

That might sting.

[winterblitz]

you know what would sting. lemon juice on those wounds.

[chasewaterhouse]

damn right. ouch.