i am jack's sleep deprivation (aka Post #200)...

[chasewaterhouse]

Working the late shift sucks ass.

I'm already sleepy. I can't eat for another hour. I'm in small editing room in the studio dungeons talking to an editor who makes Bill Lumbergh sound exciting. And someone just came by and pulled the "sniff this scented marker and tell me what it smells like so i can really mark all over your nose" trick. Pffffft.

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[sunshyne72]

I'm so amused by your daily musings that I'm hoping someday you'll write a book for me and I can laugh my face off daily.

Or better yet a Chase-a-day Calendar! Awesome! :)

[chasewaterhouse]

My freshman year of college, my suite had an email list that we sent out daily thoughts to. To keep us laughing.

We called them, "Undeep Thoughts."

[glamstarlette]

I just kind of want to know who this special someone is! ::does a Conan cat growl::

Psst... I'll spray you in the face with cinnamon. I have some in my car.

PS
It's PPS and not PSS, lol. ;-)

[chasewaterhouse]

You have a lot of things in your car.

PPS: Thanks for the illustrious info.

[yankees133]

Last night when I went to the bathroom at dinner, the automatic sensor thingy on the urinal kept beeping at me while a red light blinked. It's a bit unnerving trying to go to the bathroom while wondering if the urinal is about to explode.

[chasewaterhouse]

The worst is when the automatic toilets flush while you're still on it. And spray you.

[winterblitz]

once. i drooled on a customer's reciept - the piece they had to sign.

happy christmas.

[chasewaterhouse]

Hmmmmmm...merry holidays to u.

[koolaidhangover]

I hate modern restrooms. I hate restrooms in general, but modern restrooms are really annoying. They just make people lazier and lazier. I remember back in the day when men were proud to flush their own crap. But not today, no sir, there is no more pride.

[chasewaterhouse]

I'm not into regressing back to outhouses.

But, after diapers, I stopped being proud about my crap.