pretty shiny things confuse senior citizens (aka chase likes girls)...
The Fockers ain't got nothing on the Waterhouses.
Actual Conversations Concerning Chase's New Love Interest On Christmas Day:
Grandmother Waterhouse: "Did everyone hear? He met her on the internet?"
Extremely Old Great Aunt Waterhouse: "WHAT??"
Grandmother Waterhouse: "I said, HE MET HER ON THE INTERNET!!"
Extremely Old Great Aunt Waterhouse: "Oooooh. Whose internet?"
AND
Grandmother Waterhouse: "Was it eharmony.com? That's such a good service, I hear."
Me: "No. It wasn't. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It wasn't a dating service at all."
Grandmother Waterhouse: "Was it match.com?"
Me: "No."
Grandmother Waterhouse: "Yahoo personals?"
Me: "Nope."
Grandmother Waterhouse: "It was eharmony.com, wasn't it?"
Me: "Here. Open your presents."
Grandmother Waterhouse: "Oooooo...this is pretty wrapping paper."
In conclusion, yes, I am dating someone on my friends list. And on our first date, since I fancied her so, I let her kiss my hand. While my dog tried to eat her scarf.
I feel so dirty. Now...who wants to make out?