pretty shiny things confuse senior citizens (aka chase likes girls)...

[chasewaterhouse]

The Fockers ain't got nothing on the Waterhouses.

Actual Conversations Concerning Chase's New Love Interest On Christmas Day:

Comments

[subpolka]

Wow. Great-Aunt and Granny are pretty Internet-savvy for - y'know - old people. I'm certainly impressed, as even electric can-openers remain a source of eternal vexation for dear ol' Granny Polka.

Nevermind: Way to score on first-date-hand-smoochage! Is this a high-five moment? I think so.

[chasewaterhouse]

Yes. Grandmother loves her internet chat rooms. I think she has a church one where they talk about Jesus. And Jesus moderates. Or something.

High fives to the Dentist.

[subpolka]

High fives to the Dentist? Nay, lad...we're not quite as brazen as you and the li'l Missus, having (finally) just advanced to indirect eye-contact...

Gesture appreciated, regardless. Down low!

[5500]

it's a good thing it wasn't eharmony, as i believe a marriage is secretly part of the agreement when you sign up.

[chasewaterhouse]

I have flashes of "The Game" everytime I see that commercial. In that, yes, you "might" find love. But if you don't, they kill you.

[5500]

otherwise you'd skew their statistics.
and that clearly cannot happen.

[chasewaterhouse]

If the Eharmony.com Mafia ever join up with the Gay Mafia, our world will be in serious doo doo.

[digame]

Old people are awesome. And ugly.

[michaelpop]

And don't forget, old.

[chasewaterhouse]

My grandparents should be in Cocoon 3.

They rock.

[michaelpop]

You need to point her out to me. So I can, uh, approve.

Is it wilde_lover? Because with a name like that you can't lose.

[chasewaterhouse]

What's the mystery in that, Mikey?

No. It's not Miss Lover. Although we have made out.

p.s. Stop posting non-comment posts, dude.

[wilde_lover]

no we haven't!!

although, i have sucked on your ear once or twice.. ;-)

[chasewaterhouse]

That wasn't you at your birthday party??

Damn.

[chasewaterhouse]

Wait...are we dating?