Man to Man, Magnum wins. But if Knight has Kit, he could just run over Magnum...
No matter what, Magnum rules. When you can wear shorts all the time, you win.
It is the American dream - he doesn't have a reall fulltime job and he crashes rent free in a mansion at the beach in Hawaii with a ferrari. And for fun, he solves mysteries on the side. I never noticed it but he is a kid's dream to grow up and be like (well, an adult too)
I'd like to think that TC would be able to make some room in his schedule for a battle between Magnum and Michael Knight. Promise him promotion rights for the fight and he'd be there.
I have to say Magnum only because he has so much body & facial hair that he frightens me. Hasselhoff has about as much hair as a freshmen in high school. not scary at all.
Dude, Magnum all the way. Michael Knight is nothing without KIT, and plus, Tom Selleck has that great mustache going on. His mustache kicks David Hasselhoff's fro's ass!
First of all, Michael Knight is such a pussy he'd call in KITT as soon as he got his precious fingers dirty. Didn't he ALWAYS call KITT when things got a shakey? Of course he did. Because he's a pussy.
Secondly, Magnum's mustache... thats just good stuff right there. I have heard that it enhances the oral sex process, and really, who doesn't want that? I bet Magnum could even detach that sucker and use it like a boomerang. Magic Mustache Power, ERADICATE! And all the Hawaiian schoolgirls' skirts float up as sparkles rain down. Awesome.
And finally, Knight just has a cheesy cheap grin that practically screams that he can't fulfill any talking up he might do. Whereas Magnum. Oh he's ALL man. Rowr.
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No matter what, Magnum rules. When you can wear shorts all the time, you win.
It is the American dream - he doesn't have a reall fulltime job and he crashes rent free in a mansion at the beach in Hawaii with a ferrari. And for fun, he solves mysteries on the side. I never noticed it but he is a kid's dream to grow up and be like (well, an adult too)
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Yeah, but wouldn't he just have TC pick him up and fly him to safety?
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Better hide out.
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Secondly, Magnum's mustache... thats just good stuff right there. I have heard that it enhances the oral sex process, and really, who doesn't want that? I bet Magnum could even detach that sucker and use it like a boomerang. Magic Mustache Power, ERADICATE! And all the Hawaiian schoolgirls' skirts float up as sparkles rain down. Awesome.
And finally, Knight just has a cheesy cheap grin that practically screams that he can't fulfill any talking up he might do. Whereas Magnum. Oh he's ALL man. Rowr.
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