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sunshyne72 January 6 2005, 07:53:53 UTC
Magnum all the way baby... Plus, not that I have anything against shortness, but I think he might be taller.

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chasewaterhouse January 6 2005, 10:11:14 UTC
Nice to have u back for the big issues....;)

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ouiserboudreaux January 6 2005, 08:22:01 UTC
Man to Man, Magnum wins. But if Knight has Kit, he could just run over Magnum...

No matter what, Magnum rules. When you can wear shorts all the time, you win.

It is the American dream - he doesn't have a reall fulltime job and he crashes rent free in a mansion at the beach in Hawaii with a ferrari. And for fun, he solves mysteries on the side. I never noticed it but he is a kid's dream to grow up and be like (well, an adult too)

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yankees133 January 6 2005, 09:29:59 UTC
But if Knight has Kit, he could just run over Magnum...

Yeah, but wouldn't he just have TC pick him up and fly him to safety?

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ouiserboudreaux January 6 2005, 09:38:39 UTC
He could sure but only if TC was available... TC was busy a lot - he was always pissed at Magnum for making him lose business.

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yankees133 January 6 2005, 09:51:11 UTC
I'd like to think that TC would be able to make some room in his schedule for a battle between Magnum and Michael Knight. Promise him promotion rights for the fight and he'd be there.

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uberlove January 6 2005, 09:43:58 UTC
I have to say Magnum only because he has so much body & facial hair that he frightens me. Hasselhoff has about as much hair as a freshmen in high school. not scary at all.

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chasewaterhouse January 6 2005, 10:15:08 UTC
Oh no. But the "Burt Reynolds mustache" is coming back into vogue.

Better hide out.

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stochasticgirl January 6 2005, 10:19:10 UTC
Dude, Magnum all the way. Michael Knight is nothing without KIT, and plus, Tom Selleck has that great mustache going on. His mustache kicks David Hasselhoff's fro's ass!

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chasewaterhouse January 6 2005, 10:20:53 UTC
So...it looks unless Knight starts wearing KITT on his face, it's a landslide.

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_m3_ January 6 2005, 13:29:11 UTC
First of all, Michael Knight is such a pussy he'd call in KITT as soon as he got his precious fingers dirty. Didn't he ALWAYS call KITT when things got a shakey? Of course he did. Because he's a pussy.

Secondly, Magnum's mustache... thats just good stuff right there. I have heard that it enhances the oral sex process, and really, who doesn't want that? I bet Magnum could even detach that sucker and use it like a boomerang. Magic Mustache Power, ERADICATE! And all the Hawaiian schoolgirls' skirts float up as sparkles rain down. Awesome.

And finally, Knight just has a cheesy cheap grin that practically screams that he can't fulfill any talking up he might do. Whereas Magnum. Oh he's ALL man. Rowr.

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chasewaterhouse January 6 2005, 13:55:04 UTC
Agreed on all counts. (Insert Howard Dean scream here)

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