as the porn turns (a NSFW story)...

[chasewaterhouse]

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[chasewaterhouse]

Dittolicious.

[_m3_]

Nina Hartley. UGH. Why doesn't she just die already. No one wants to see that. Unless she segs over to the grandma porn industry. Seriously lady, you're older than God, give it up. No pun.

I want to meet Chasey Lain. She kicks Jenna's ass in both looks and "acting" any day. Hot. Hot hot HOT!!!! Four exclamation points. ;)

[chasewaterhouse]

Hartley's the mother goose. I think she's stopped by now. Hopefully.

As for Chasey, all the girls were chatty about her b/c she LOVES the coke.

[nachomama]

Ok bud, Nina Hartley is a fabulous broad. She's in her 40s, she doesn't have any kids (masturbate away, young lad!), and she's still working. Show some respect for The Ass Master, pal!

[chasewaterhouse]

Hmmmmm...yay??

[dingo727]

We've been speculating on how you're into showbiz. Now we know.

[chasewaterhouse]

You want in?

[subpolka]

My religion is a bit...erm, lapsed, but - if memory serves correctly - godparents are traditionally responsible for sponsoring a child at baptism and raising him/her to be an upright, God-fearing individual.

That said, I love that your godfather is a porn king.

[chasewaterhouse]

Yes. And they also run the "family business" and make the choice as to who sleeps with the fishes, see.

And fairy godmothers have wands. So...whatever.

[dreamy_rini]

The Christmas Story guy does porn??? And wow speaking of Ron Jeremy my b/f met him at some girls graduation party (he was her uncle or something), but can you imagine you just go to a graduation party and there is Ron Jeremy! And wow what a godfather you have, alas I don't even have a godfather.

[chasewaterhouse]

[stochasticgirl]

Is she pinching his massively large man-boobs? That can't be anatomically natural.

[chasewaterhouse]

Yep, Scotty's pulling about a C cup.

And he's just grazing 5 ft.