and you will know us by the trail of elliptical trainers...

[chasewaterhouse]

Comments

[anddreamofsheep]

Every gym has the gratuitously naked people in them, usually those who should never be seen unclothed. I think the gyms hire them to inspire you to not look like that.

[chasewaterhouse]

I'm going to have to teach myself the contours of the locker room and blindfold myself.

He totally reminds me of the "bad naked" ep of Seinfeld.

[anddreamofsheep]

I never get tired of complaining about the horrors I see in the locker room.

I need to prepare a bad standup comedy routine based on it.

[chasewaterhouse]

You can do it in a locker room.

Naked laughing is also "bad naked."

[subpolka]

If Johnnie C. took the case, your prosecution would rhyme.

And that'd be cool.

[chasewaterhouse]

I might have to hire bizarro Johnnie from Seinfeld.

He probably needs work.

[djoyusone]

Were you there in the early evening yesterday?

[chasewaterhouse]

Nope. I walked Runyon yesterday.

I was there Sunday. That place was crazy packed.

[djoyusone]

The New Year's Resolution'ers need to give it up already. The queues for the machines are ridiculous.

[smoke_screen]

i would so pay to see that.

aren't the handles adjustable?

you should join him, and get nekkid yourself. sausage fest.

[chasewaterhouse]

You'd pay to see fat guys?

Handles? Those are for amateurs.

Don't say sausage.

[smoke_screen]

mine has adjustable handles, i'll lend you mind. i won't get naked so don't worry.

[swingingclogs]

The imagery you provide is convincing. If they don't cough one up...you should start an alliance, there's gotta be lots of tall guys out there fighting the spare tire simply because of these discriminating fitness centers. May the force be with you.

[chasewaterhouse]

I don't care about other tall people. Just me.

I'm selfish tall.