We have one of those corn maze thingies in CT. But I haven't been. I have no patience for that stuff.
The Corn Palace is actually sort of like a shrine to corn. It may or may not have been entirely built out of corn stalks (probably not), the inside walls definitely have corn stalks taped to them. Or you know, some other sort of adhesive. There was a tour you could take and learn about corn, I suppose. I figured, I know enough about corn.
I often lay awake at night, wondering when the sunlight will return...because I hypothesize that Dakota is in my closet. Watching me. Judging. Biding her time.
Alas, "Oops I Crapped My Pants" is a creation of the fertile minds at the SNL writing department. However, you may need a similar product after watching Dakota for 2 hours.
This I know. I just wish someone would market the item as a gag gift. I think my grandparents would surely find the humor in it as an anniversary present for the both of them.
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They have a tourist attraction called The Corn Palace.
I know because I went to it.
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Cause that took me 3 hours before I gave up and ran through the stalks.
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The Corn Palace is actually sort of like a shrine to corn. It may or may not have been entirely built out of corn stalks (probably not), the inside walls definitely have corn stalks taped to them. Or you know, some other sort of adhesive.
There was a tour you could take and learn about corn, I suppose. I figured, I know enough about corn.
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Vile, sun-deprived little leprechaun. *hiss*
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Oops! I crapped my pants is from an old SNL parody sketch. By old I mean probably early-mid 90s.
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Dakota will push you into the road.
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Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Ha.
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