nostradamus idol...

[chasewaterhouse]

In this turbulent time in my life, I don't know a lot of things. But I do know who's going to win American Idol this year.

You might say, "Ha ha. Very funny. You don't" or "You watch American Idol? Nerd." or "Stay away from my pancakes." But I do know. And I will eat those pancakes. And you will like it.

I don't have any inside info. Donnie Darko

Comments

[djoyusone]

Thanks for the Constantine Cliff notes. I now feel like I can step into the American Idol watching ring.

When is your 'lil sis going to apply?

[chasewaterhouse]

She's too yellow. And maybe too tall. She'd dwarf the competition.

[swingingclogs]

To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree....
(longest reply EVAH!)
O Constantine, O Constantine
How are thy locks full of sheen
O Constantine, O Constantine
How are thy locks full of sheen

Not only in the summertime
But even in winter is thy prime
O Constantine, O Constantine
How are thy locks so full of sheen

O Constantine, O Constantine
Much angst doth thou bring all teens
O Constantine, O Constantine
Much angst doth thou bring all teens

For every song sings Constantine
Brings his face on more magazines
O Constantine, O Constantine
Much pleasure doth thou bring teens

O Constantine, O Constantine
Thy chance to win is obscene
O Constantine, O Constantine
Thy chance to win is obscene

Each teen doth hold a tiny phone
That makes your win more close to home
O Constantine, O Constantine
Thy chance to win is obscene

**In short...I concur! No bets needed.

[chasewaterhouse]

That was amazing. Best comment in song ever.

[carolinacutie]

This kicks much ass.

[stephibug]

constantine is a hottie. he's my new reason to actually sit down and watch this bloody show. :D

[chasewaterhouse]

And girls like you will vote in trillions.

[stephibug]

damn right.

[michaelpop]

I would've copied and pasted this bit but those Fox douchebags don't mess around with "copyright" and such, so.

His idol is his cousin who died 9/11. I'm not sure if that's a coincidence or what because the way it's worded leaves it open to interpretation. But, if indeed he died on that fateful day, can you say "sympathy vote"?

[chasewaterhouse]

This guy has no cons. Brilliant.

i beg to differ...

[hisgirl3]

i can't STAND constantine.. he's okay, but the little tweens will go for that clay aiken kid.. i forget his name, but he had the tracheotomy (sp?)... and i think this year a GIRL will definitely take it!

in fact... top 3 will all be girls.

i love that new york, jewish girl.. who went spastic about d's and f's on her report card...
and that other girl kerry washington... martina mcbride country girl (LOVE her).

Re: i beg to differ...

[chasewaterhouse]

Okay, Ms. Director. I stand by my decision.

I bet the lead in your first feature film.

Re: i beg to differ...

[hisgirl3]

the lead- eliza dushku... you're on!!!

(and i don't lose)

;-)