xmas card number 2: people I haven't spoken too since they found out who I was dating ( Read more... )

I got a new pic I got a new pic.

I think it fits me. Just like this poor kitty everytime I get pissed people just go "Awww isn't that just cuuuuutttttteeeee"

I feel your pain kitty!

The pissed pussy says: *spit*

First Xmas card of the season is from:

My x-wifes aunt. The card reads Mr and Mrs. Guess someone failed to inform her. Hasn't it been close to a year now? Maybe I should send it back with a note attached. "If you and your family weren't full of irresponsible lying cheating bitches you might know that your niece is no longer married"

Finals week...Finals week...Finals week ( Read more... )

I learned a valuable lesson today. I think I knew it before. Just because you go to college does NOT mean your educated. It does NOT entitle you to call yourself educated. In fact, chances are a majority of you in college probably don't belong there. As it turns out those people in charge of digging ditches thought you'd fuck that up too. ( Read more... )

I miss feeling smokey.... Just one of those days where I want to feel maroon and amber.

Well that does it. Grandma has offically added another one to the list of direct qoutes that would leave a lesser soul in therapy for years. For those of you who don't know some of the previous qoutes let me do a minor summary of the list ( Read more... )

Yep that took all of 20 minutes. "YOur not wearing that!?!?!?! Oh my god go get a new shirt!"

I FUCKING HATE THANKSGIVING!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Oh and isn't snow grand?

Moral Lesson From Youth: Honesty is the Best Policy ( Read more... )