What weird misc. thing are you?
Dancing Bacon
I love you and you make me hungry. Get in my skillet, M'kay?

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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not saying who (because you asked me never to tell) - but you know who you are!
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In case you miss some late night talk shows:

Sara Lee is getting rid of a few of its other companies. Hanes underwear and Chock full o'Nuts coffee. Come to think of it, shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t it be called Hanes coffee and Chock full o'Nuts underwear?

Here’s an odd story. Yesterday a painting of dogs playing poker sold at ( Read more... )

The first time that a Stanley Cup has not just been won that hockey had the front page of the Washington Post. The front page in the Sports section had a picture of Yerzman with the list of the players hitting 40 or above who may have to end their career without a farwell skate because of 6 million dollars. In all 3 articles they all said the same ( Read more... )

*WARNING: Stereotypes are in play here.*

I pose a question: Who had more "guilt" on thier shoulders growing up?

A) the Jewish man
B) the Jewish girl
C) the Catholic man
D) the Catholic woman

(or is this a totally inappropriate question to think of during lent and so close to passover?)

I am now on valium to be be used as a muscle relaxant for TMJ. *My dreams are on acid.* The one of the funniest thing I read about this has been on the little handout they gave says and I quote:

The TMJ is like any other joint in the body; when it is strained, it needs rest to repair itself. It is important that you do not open your mouth wider ( Read more... )

I guess the winter boredom has hit. Not only am I cleaning, I am organizing. Granted this is a complusive thing with me but still.

I need to get a away.

I am hoping that this weekend will bring lots of snow so I can go out picture hunting. I love those drives that last forever into the middle of nowhere. A perfect time to reflect, create, and get ( Read more... )

Amazing what a bath can do when you ache. Too bad the emotions of  "blah" and "fuck it" can't drain with the water.  Angela called to make sure I was feeling better after the "rush" to the doctor's office. Of  course, how can you not feel a bit better after being placed on 6 meds for a freakin cough?

I just wish that I could keep some form of food ( Read more... )

I finally went to a doctor about this cough /cold to get a prescription that damn near kills me. I need to call the doctor's office tomorrow AM to explain the definition of an allergic reaction is all about. I feel across between drunk and rollin ( Read more... )

I just got a letter in the mail telling that "as a result of your excellent payment history, we're pleased to increase the credit line on your Chase Platinum credit card..."

One problem. I have never had a Chase Platinum credit card. So I have an increase of money with no card to use. Fantastic.

Oh wait there's more. They gave me "Convenience ( Read more... )