>Kanaya: Panic

[chastesaw]

[Phone]

*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody

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phone;

[chastesaw]

I did not say that.

phone;

[chastesaw]

...it is my understanding that human legal systems contain a provision against self-incrimination.

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[frogst]

[ Well it's not like Jade meant to eavesdrop, but Kanaya did call their entire household and all! ]

You kissed someone? Ooh, Kanaya, who?

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[chastesaw]

...what.

Jade Harley I am actually fairly certain that I did not intimate, inform, or otherwise tell anything of that sort to you.

I have not kissed anybody at all and certainly not at the hiveapproaching event.

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[frogst]

But that's what you just said.

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[chastesaw]

You're assuredly mistaken. Perhaps you misheard me? I was. Talking about the importance of appearance and aesthetic care in our lives.

[nolongeralpha]

So how many quadrants did you dance in while intoxicated? I was watching other people be stupid, so you gotta fill me in because you know, it's totally important to me or something.

[He didn't see any cops or dead bodies, so he's just gonna assume it was the usual stupid shit THAT IN NO WAY INVOLVES HUMANS, JUST TROLLS, CLEARLY]

[chastesaw]

I can assure you that I participated in no quadrant dances of any kind whatsoever in the entirety of the night and anyway that really was not even the main point of my missive to the town.

[nolongeralpha]

That's okay, it was the only part that wasn't boring.

I notice you didn't deny getting smashed, you might as well just admit you made out with someone you regret now.

[chastesaw]

I did not "make out" with anybody, so cease those thoughts immediately.

[dreambubbly]

Definitely agreed on the importance of keeping oneself fashionabubble. It's always best to put your best fin forward!

[Nervous laughter.]

I also agree on the human drinks. I think they do finny things to a troll's head even if said troll is temporarily human.

[chastesaw]

You too, Feferi? I wonder just how many of us consumed that strange elixir.

[dreambubbly]

Yeah, me too. I just wanted to get somefin to drink and it smelled good, so I didn't glubbing think anything was wrong with it till my head started feeling all bubbly...

[chastesaw]

Did you do anything... untoward?

[crusthatecean]

Okay, fuckholes, everyone hang up! I can't even believe I have to tell you not to listen in on what is obviously meant to be a private conversation.

Go watch the televisual projector for a while, I'm sure you can get your sick fix of rom drama there.

[chastesaw]

...excuse me, Karkat?

That seems rather inappropriate at a time like this.

[crusthatecean]

I wasn't talking to you, I just wanted to make sure none of those nosy fucks were still sniffing around on the line.

[chastesaw]

Isn't this line supposed to be secure?