Rolling us into the gooiest katamari everdclassreyvateilOctober 26 2011, 19:12:55 UTC
[At least Kanaya wasn't alone, since there was another hapless victim stuck in the goo. Looks like they already figured out they were (mostly) safe, as the girl had chewed up a large enough space to have their second lunch.]
It doesn't seem dangerous at least.. What's up with this town this week anyway?
*Trying to wipe goo off her face. With goo-covered hands. This has the expected results.* This is really not how I was planning on spending my afternoon.
[Yeah this was kind of the most disgusting thing ever. Everything was gooey and sticky and tasted like cherry. It wasn't that he didn't like cherry-flavored things, but this was just way too much cherry.
Well, at least he can breathe. ... and apparently talk, too.]
Unexpected? Nah, this kind of thing happens all the time where I'm from. [No it doesn't.]
[... he didn't think she was going to take him seriously. might as well keep it up, see how long he can get away with this.]
Yeah, it really sucks. I mean you sit there minding your own business and the next thing you know you're stuck in some stupid cherry-flavored blob. I'm getting kind of sick of cherry, you know?
Hm. You'd think that whatever sent this to wreak gooey havoc would at least have the decency to vary the flavor.
And a microsweep is, in approximation, roughly the length of one of your earth minutes. Perhaps slightly longer. *And yet, she looks fully human. Go figure.*
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever get this out of my hair.
I suppose on some level, yes, this is a revolting and otherwise unpleasant scenario but I can't say I find any of it particularly horrifying. Just odd.
That's kind of the deal with those old horror movies, though! A lot of them weren't made very well. So they'd just be... kind of odd. Like this. [Have an awkward laugh, slightly muffled by gelatin.]
[What's that? What just emerged from the blobby blobness above you? A kitten! A kitten that is all sticky and not quite so fluffy, but one that is having the time of his life.]
[Those were some terribly big words. He stares at her, upsidedown and blinking in confusion, his little brain trying to squeeze some sense out of what she had said.]
Affinytee? No! It's yummy-yummy! I like ALL red things. Cuz I'm Nyanpire.
[...not that he makes that much more sense, in return.]
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It doesn't seem dangerous at least.. What's up with this town this week anyway?
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*Trying to wipe goo off her face. With goo-covered hands. This has the expected results.* This is really not how I was planning on spending my afternoon.
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Well, at least he can breathe. ... and apparently talk, too.]
Unexpected? Nah, this kind of thing happens all the time where I'm from. [No it doesn't.]
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I've barely been trapped in this gelatinous construct for a microsweep and I'm already well and thoroughly tired of it.
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Yeah, it really sucks. I mean you sit there minding your own business and the next thing you know you're stuck in some stupid cherry-flavored blob. I'm getting kind of sick of cherry, you know?
... wait, what's a microsweep?
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And a microsweep is, in approximation, roughly the length of one of your earth minutes. Perhaps slightly longer. *And yet, she looks fully human. Go figure.*
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever get this out of my hair.
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I suppose on some level, yes, this is a revolting and otherwise unpleasant scenario but I can't say I find any of it particularly horrifying. Just odd.
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[It was kind of a pleasant surprise. Even if it all felt like an anti-climatic ending to a bad movie.]
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On the other hand I am already getting rather sick of cherry.
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[What's that? What just emerged from the blobby blobness above you? A kitten! A kitten that is all sticky and not quite so fluffy, but one that is having the time of his life.]
It tastes like RED CHERRIES!!!
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...I didn't know that little purrbeasts had an affinity for tiny bepitted fruit.
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[Those were some terribly big words. He stares at her, upsidedown and blinking in confusion, his little brain trying to squeeze some sense out of what she had said.]
Affinytee? No! It's yummy-yummy! I like ALL red things. Cuz I'm Nyanpire.
[...not that he makes that much more sense, in return.]
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Still, I think you might get along with a friend of mine. She is particularly fond of red as well.
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