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this guy named ivan at work bought us all popsicles on wednesday because it was hella hot. i was sweating more than a hooker in church. how about that heat eh? hot enough for you? when people ask these questions i want to smack them right in the mouth. so its june people. pinch punch first day of the month. even though i'm a couple of hours to late ( Read more... )

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i gave myself the worst charlie horse in the world in my calf. oh boy did it hurt. i could see my muscle twitching. whoeee. it made me realize i need to shave my legs. i also think its time for a mani-pedi. maybe i'll wear a skirt tomorrow if i do those things.

tell me one thing that made you laugh today. even if its something only you would find

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