Ходили в кино :) было весело и пьяно слегка :) Смешно :)

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

-Mother, where do babies come from?

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, " ( Read more... )

Не знаю только насколько кашерен этот ролик

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants  pocket and
got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, having your mistress find out
you're married, explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your ( Read more... )

Не знаю какой процент, но большой, порядка 50,зорошо подхолят под этот ролик :)

Бассейн. Сегодня  проплыла 1900 метров. Еще сто и уложу 2 км в 45 минут. Надеюсь за неделю справлюсь :)