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[chatrient]

What is the funniest or strangest thing that you have ever said, or had said to you?

I think for me it would be the following:

Something funny said to me: "I like you, you're sturdy!"

Something I said: that is harder. I say a lot of funny & /Or strange things. I say things like:
Listen up, you Neo Nazi Fascist Pig, just run back there and get

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[allthingsshiny]

I couldn't even start a list.

"I think we're going to have to go dumpster-diving for that spleen" may be up there.

[chatrient]

I told my mom about this MeMe I started...and about your response, and she just gave me a look that had me bust out laughing.

Her eyes got very very wide, her mouth dropped open to this perfect O and she wisphered "wha? what???"

Then she burst out laughing and asked me "Do you think she found the spleen?!" I said "Knowing her, yes."

So thank you for my mom getting a belly laugh yesterday :)

[reluctantvixen]

To me: "...and all I got you was an e-card and shaved my legs."

Me: *driving like a freak* "Move it, Sachmo!"

I'm pretty sure I've said better, usually more retardedly funny things...others would be better equipped to remember my personal stupid than I, sadly.

[chatrient]

How is Sachmo pronounced?

Sack moo?
Sach ee moe?
Shaw moo?

(Asking because I want to add it to my driving routine :) )

[reluctantvixen]

Satch moe. =)
Sack moo amuses me. I think that might work too.

[aucald]

"You know... I think you're one of the most all-around cheerful people I know." Said to me with a straight face and completely in earnest... and after a long, pregnant pause... everyone but me and the original speaker burst into laughter.

[chatrient]

**Chat wonders what kind of people that speaker normally hangs around with**

[ambersarchives]

Said by me recently: "She has that 'Come hither so I can suck your cock and you can jizz on my face' look."

Related to me: "Clowns are unclean meat, and they don't even know it." (Uttered by a Cammie's 6-year-old niece.)

[sturmcrow]

Didn't think you would fess up to that, did you tell DT? lol

[chatrient]

I told my mom about cows being unclean meat and not evening knowing it and she said "Well...I bet that child's mother will now be monitoring her cartoon viewing schedule" and bust out laughing

[wayagadoga]

The best one I can recall off the top of my head?

(The scene: a question posed to Forscythe, sitting in his living room.)

"Look at this. How, exactly, did I get carrion all over my gloves? And why does it smell like paint thinner?"