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[chatrient]

Okay, I have a weakness for Religious Jokes, and if St Peter is involved and people trying to talk their way into heaven... It's gonna get "repeated"

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[thelastmehina]

I've heard a variation of that joke.

Two men are in line before St. Peter, and they get to chatting. The first man asks the second how he died, and is answered with, "Hypothermia. You?"

He begins a long tale. "Well, I'd been certain my wife was cheating on me. Too many little clues adding up. I've been trying to catch her, but she always outwitted me. Or so I thought. I decided to trick her by telling her I was out of town for the weekend. When I surprised her a few hours after she thought my plane took off, she was naked, but damn if I could find her lover. I looked everywhere. Under the bed, in the closet, in the backyard, nothing. Finally, I concluded that my wife had been faithful all along and I was the asshole. I felt so bad about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man responds, "Well, if you had just checked the freezer, we'd both be alive!"

[wren08]

Thank you, Giant Rabbit... Emily is in bed!