Oh thank god, it arrived! Our mail systems are usually so fast that I got worried when it didn't seem to be getting there at lightning speed xD
HAHAHA I WAS *SO* SNEAKY ABOUT THE PACKAGE WASN'T I. I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION, WOMAN OF TRICKERY, OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE, WOW
Your mailman knows what's up, yo. I like them.
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE SWEETS, I DIDN'T WANT PICK STUFF THAT'S TOO RUN-OF-THE-MILL WHILE ALSO NOT BEING TOO EXPERIMENTAL FOR FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT
AND THESE HONEY DROP THINGIES ARE A GOD-SEND BECAUSE MY THROAT IS BLOODY AND SORE AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF HONEY AND LEMON MIXTURE YOUR MAIL-TIMING AND CHOICE OF GOODIES ARE ALWAYS SPOT-ON HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO IT SUSHI I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN AWE AND TERROR
IS IT PURE PREDICTION OR ARE YOU CURSING ME WITH SOMETHING BEFOREHAND TO MAKE YOURSELF A SAINT LATER?
HMMMMMM? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn, you found out about my plan to send germs to your brother who would then infect you arggghNaaaah just kidding! Though I did think it might come in handy because after all, tis
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Oh thank god, it arrived! Our mail systems are usually so fast that I got worried when it didn't seem to be getting there at lightning speed xD Yeah, I can see it was mailed on Nov 3rd? May as well be the Danish postal service's fault, they've really slagged off really bad lately. Even express mail that's supposed to arrive the following day can take four-five days :x
HAHAHA I WAS *SO* SNEAKY ABOUT THE PACKAGE WASN'T I. I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION, WOMAN OF TRICKERY, OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE, WOW HERE'S HOPING YOU WON'T USE YOUR TALENT FOR EVIL COZ' I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE IT WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH, SO HEY IF YOU ARE USING IT FOR EVIL, CAN'T BLAME YOU ALL FOR LOOKING COOL
Your mailman knows what's up, yo. I like them. Unless he's just a lazy bum Hell yeah, he's cool too!
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE SWEETS, I DIDN'T WANT PICK STUFF THAT'S TOO RUN-OF-THE-MILL WHILE ALSO NOT BEING TOO EXPERIMENTAL FOR FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE ITI'M USUALLY PRETTY OPEN ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT GROSS
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HERE'S HOPING YOU WON'T USE YOUR TALENT FOR EVIL COZ' I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE IT WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH, SO HEY IF YOU ARE USING IT FOR EVIL, CAN'T BLAME YOU ALL FOR LOOKING COOL I AM OCCASIONALLY TEMPTED TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE, I MUST ADMIT. HOWEVER, HEROIC AS I AM, I WOULD NEVER THINK OF BRINGING FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN HARM'S WAY
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*TEARS UP AT OWN SPEECH*
I'M USUALLY PRETTY OPEN ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT GROSS LIKE, DRIED!FRUIT CANDY BARS NOTHXPLZ IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I HAVE A BOSS WHO INHALES CANDY WITHOUT HESITATION I FUCKING SWEAR, I AM A PICKY CANDY EATER COMPARED TO HIM I AM, BTW, NOT A PICKY CANDY EATER DRIED FRUIT CANDY BARS SOUND AWFUL AND I SHALL VOW TO NEVER SEND YOU SUCH ABOMINATIONS
had to snort out my tea at the phrase "inhale candy" btw. imagining it literally is super amusing
that kid IS creepy-looking, holy hell, it's like the eyes of a doll, my #1 enemy I think it's a design from the 70s... they had some weird looking shit back then
WELL DAMN NOW I KNOW WHAT TO RANDOMLY SAY AT WORK IF I FEEL
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HAHAHA I WAS *SO* SNEAKY ABOUT THE PACKAGE WASN'T I. I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION, WOMAN OF TRICKERY, OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE, WOW
Your mailman knows what's up, yo. I like them.
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE SWEETS, I DIDN'T WANT PICK STUFF THAT'S TOO RUN-OF-THE-MILL WHILE ALSO NOT BEING TOO EXPERIMENTAL FOR FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT
AND THESE HONEY DROP THINGIES ARE A GOD-SEND BECAUSE MY THROAT IS BLOODY AND SORE AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF HONEY AND LEMON MIXTURE
YOUR MAIL-TIMING AND CHOICE OF GOODIES ARE ALWAYS SPOT-ON HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO IT SUSHI
I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN AWE AND TERROR
IS IT PURE PREDICTION OR ARE YOU CURSING ME WITH SOMETHING BEFOREHAND TO MAKE YOURSELF A SAINT LATER?
HMMMMMM?
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damn, you found out about my plan to send germs to your brother who would then infect you arggghNaaaah just kidding! Though I did think it might come in handy because after all, tis ( ... )
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Yeah, I can see it was mailed on Nov 3rd? May as well be the Danish postal service's fault, they've really slagged off really bad lately.
Even express mail that's supposed to arrive the following day can take four-five days :x
HAHAHA I WAS *SO* SNEAKY ABOUT THE PACKAGE WASN'T I. I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION, WOMAN OF TRICKERY, OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE, WOW
HERE'S HOPING YOU WON'T USE YOUR TALENT FOR EVIL
COZ' I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH, SO HEY IF YOU ARE USING IT FOR EVIL, CAN'T BLAME YOU
ALL FOR LOOKING COOL
Your mailman knows what's up, yo. I like them.
Unless he's just a lazy bum Hell yeah, he's cool too!
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE SWEETS, I DIDN'T WANT PICK STUFF THAT'S TOO RUN-OF-THE-MILL WHILE ALSO NOT BEING TOO EXPERIMENTAL FOR FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE ITI'M USUALLY PRETTY OPEN ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT GROSS ( ... )
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COZ' I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE
IT WAS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH, SO HEY IF YOU ARE USING IT FOR EVIL, CAN'T BLAME YOU
ALL FOR LOOKING COOL
I AM OCCASIONALLY TEMPTED TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE, I MUST ADMIT. HOWEVER, HEROIC AS I AM, I WOULD NEVER THINK OF BRINGING FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN HARM'S WAY
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*TEARS UP AT OWN SPEECH*
I'M USUALLY PRETTY OPEN ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT GROSS
LIKE, DRIED!FRUIT CANDY BARS
NOTHXPLZ
IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I HAVE A BOSS WHO INHALES CANDY WITHOUT HESITATION
I FUCKING SWEAR, I AM A PICKY CANDY EATER COMPARED TO HIM
I AM, BTW, NOT A PICKY CANDY EATER
DRIED FRUIT CANDY BARS SOUND AWFUL AND I SHALL VOW TO NEVER SEND YOU SUCH ABOMINATIONS
had to snort out my tea at the phrase "inhale candy" btw. imagining it literally is super amusing
that kid IS creepy-looking, holy hell, it's like the eyes of a doll, my #1 enemy
I think it's a design from the 70s... they had some weird looking shit back then
WELL DAMN NOW I KNOW WHAT TO RANDOMLY SAY AT WORK IF I FEEL ( ... )
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