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[chaucer_volante]

And now, a last burst of rhyme royal

Comments

[witty_astraea]

Geoff, although a professional hairdresser will run to some expense, in a dire emergency, they're worth it. They have seen everything in the way of hair disasters, and will not laugh at you.
I knew someone at home who dyed their hair blue in honor of their favorite football club--and that was fixable.

[chaucer_volante]

Thank you Aphra for being the voice of fashion sense throughout my moment of wackness. This was never a good idea, and you were the first to say so; an emergency trip to the salon brought the old Chaucer blonde back before my Mom (whom I love dearly, for the record) could see it.

[witty_astraea]

At least you weren't doing it in support of the poor old Blackburn Rovers.

[burning_blake]

What did you put in it, anyway?

[playful_jane]

You aren't going to off those birds as well, are you, indirectly or no?

And if it can't come out in the rinse, perhaps we can all take our shoes and rub them on your head.

[chaucer_volante]

Oh Ms. Austen, you might as well do so.

E-mail me. Sugarface@gmail.com. For as long as possible, I will rejoice in everyone's assumption that my level of distress runs no further than hair-deep.

[playful_jane]

Fortunately I haven't got any shoes that need polishing at the moment. It looks as if you rinsed most, if not all of it out, though.

[playful_jane]

All right, Chaucer. How about this? Name the top three people you would like to take to the dance.

[chaucer_volante]

As per your advice, I am going with Francie.

Have a wonderful time with the Dark Prince, Jane.

[playful_jane]

You sound rather put-out, Geoff. You don't really have to go with Francie if you don't like.

And so you know, if you are referring to Phillips Lovecraft, he hasn't asked me to the dance. I'm beginning to almost doubt he believes in such things.

I heard rumors today that someone is going around saying I'm gay. As such, it's unlikely anyone will ask me to the dance. No one has as of yet, at any rate. So I should be the one to feel and sound put-out, not you.

[playful_jane]

Geoffrey, would you like to chat outside of lj sometime? I'm not allowed to pass notes in class anymore, but comments here have a habit of becoming remarkably public.

[will_wordsworth]

That's so horrible, but so catchy. Damn you, Chaucer! You're going to have me mumbling that throughout the entire day.