CHAUCER PWNS MARLOWE

[chaucer_volante]

Holla

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[ejbronte]

[OOC: I officially love you, man. This is sodding brilliant!]

[chaucer_volante]

[[OOC: ::beams::]]

[playful_jane]

Speaking of which, you mentioned a prize, dear. Or shall I content myself with being your hero, when I doubt you have any need of a hero?

[chaucer_volante]

Whyn't chu start making me a hero, beeyotch, 'cause you said you'd be cookin' me dinnah!

Ahem. Sorry, feeling a bit loopy there.

[burning_blake]

Ok, you may be an asshole, but you're a HELLA good writer...

[chaucer_volante]

Thanks: flatterie will get you everywhere, of course, or at least anywhere that's worth being (as my mom puts it). But why are you so convinced I'm an asshole, blood? What'd I do?

[burning_blake]

I don't know...could it have something to do with all the homophobic crap you've been spouting lately? Or the way you used and betrayed Francie? Or any of the manipulations you've been engaging in recently?

Really, what happened? You weren't always like this.

[chaucer_volante]

Jigga WHAT? I am not a homophobe. I love gay people. Not in that way, of course. But I'm not gonna tell people how they should live, as long as they don't try to move in on me if you know what I'm saying. Or like display it too much in public.

Unless you're talking about Marlowe -- come on, Blake there are like five thousand gay guys at this school. If I hated gays, I'd lose me fucking mind at this school. I just hate motherfuckers who front trying to be something they're not.

And to use somebody you have to plan ahead. I was way out of line at the dance, but it's cause I was more'n a little tipsy... betrayal, well, I fucking suck in that regard, heard, but I've been trying to apologize to the girl and she won't even hear me all of a sudden.

Come on, gimme a little credit.

[chrissyrossetti]

[OOC: Seconded. Your Chaucer is bloody perfect.]

[eagan_bryhtm]

[[Thank you! You're pretty damn good yourself...]]

[_dostoevsky]

Just for that, you would have had my hypothetical vote.

[chaucer_volante]

Thanks, my foreign friend. But alas, here in America, the real votes are barely counted -- so I don't know how far a hypothetical one will get us.

[_dostoevsky]

Right, pathetic voter turnout and Florida debacle and whatnot. Well, thought that counts, yeah? And you seemed to have no trouble winning with or without the hypothetical vote.

And by the by, Jeff (Jeff? Geoff? Seem to recall vaguely somewhere you prefer Jeff), I'm as foreign as first generation can be.