That’s a thought that hits me with a newness and surprise multiple times a day.  I am now done with school (barring some bureaucratic error or out-of-nowhere terrible grade).  I’m an edumacated man, now, see?  Soon to own a diploma and everything.  And what has it gotten me, 16+ years of education?

Not much, really.

I know we’re all raised ( Read more... )

            Thanksgiving, yeah!  A joyful holiday filled with meats, cranberries, stuffing, family functioning and dysfunctioning, and passing out early after eating until near-bursting.  I definitely succeeded at doing the last thing - I fell asleep at 7pm after Turkey dinner and a glass of red wine.  I didn’t wake up until I had to stumble out of ( Read more... )

http://fire-hose.ytmnsfw.com/?e655c910227ce82c8cd27c089c751b9e

God, this is hilarious.  And also chock-full of UHF nostalgia goodness.

"I'm thinkin' of something orange...

Someeeeeeeeethingggggggggggg orannnnnnnnnge!

You give up?

It's an ORANGE!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15622266/

My my my. Today makes me smile.

In your face, assholes. I've been waiting for this moment for over 3 years. In your FUCKING FACE!

Charles Bronson is drenched in Mandom. BEHOLD:

No matter.

READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND?????!?!?!11?!?!?!?!11?!?!?!


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*arms raised at the heavens*

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

...blegh...

The 5-page essay I have to write by tomorrow linking the Eisenstein Theory of Montage and David Lynch's Blue Velvet, both things I find incredibly interesting, will likely be one of the most difficult essays I've ever had to write.

Stupid school...

What did I do, you may be asking yourself?  I collected Consent and Release forms for a video a producer was making of a sneak preview of Borat!  Which means I got paid too much money to watch a movie I’ve been stoked to see for months.  And Borat was there.  In the flesh.  Wowwy-wow-wow!
Other notable thingamajigs in my life:

• Steve Reich and ( Read more... )