ok

[che_is_jesus]

I dare you.
I dare you.
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions,
no more no less.
ask me anything you want and I will answer it.
then, I want you to go to your journal,
copy and paste this
allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments

[rasta_heartbeat]

1- If you could be anywhere, where would you be and why?

2- What makes you happiest in life?

3- Can I have your babies?

I love you!

[che_is_jesus]

I think i would be in CHile with you. And because all my family is there, and im going to get deported anyways.

I think you make me the happiest seeing as your the best thing that has ever happened to me.

And when i am ready to make babies, you can be the mother. Except we are naming one of the kids Wolfie, and the other Che or Comrade or soemthing cool.

heres yer damn questions, lol

[zer0321]

1. beavis and butthead or southpark?

2. money is no object (a geo has the same monetary value as a ferrari in this question, so pick something based on style), what's your dream car?

3. you have a choice between 'eternal happiness' or 'carmen electra', choose wisely.

Re: heres yer damn questions, lol

[che_is_jesus]

No brainer, SOUTH PARK! that shit is so funny i laugh through out the show. B and B are funny, but its not funny all the way.

I think one of those old Rolls Royce. But i want a WRX.

I think i would pick Carmen electra because i would hate life if it was always so damn happy. Then it would be normal to be happy and there wouldnt be any joy or sadness.

Re: heres yer damn questions, lol

[devil_haircut]

why the hell would you get a WRX if you could have an STi?

Re: heres yer damn questions, lol

[che_is_jesus]

last time i checked, the STI was an add on for the WRX anyways, so in your face?

flaming homosexual

[anonymous]

Is bungle in the jungle alright, by you?

If you had to either vote republican or have all your nails pulled out and salt poured on the wounds, what would you do?
yeah, let me get my plyiers

poop?

Re: flaming homosexual

[che_is_jesus]

dude, a little is fine, but too much is scary, none is fucking horrendous.

I think i would rather Suffer than have another fucking dousche bag like George W. Bush as president. FUCK ALL REPUBLICANS (except for a few chosen ones that i have hand-picked). Salt on wounds doesnt hurt me.

Shit!

[truly_classic]

why in gods name did you date rachel?

what's the worse thing that's happened in your life?

what do you fear most?

[che_is_jesus]

Rachel may be crazy, but she has a very hot body.

The worst thing that happened in my life was probably my dad beating me when i was a kid. THats why im always sad and depressed and mean and jerkish.

I fear Spiders the most out of anything.

[tattered_banner]

- Since Che is Jesus, does that mean that you're gonna become a Christian... or a Guevaraian... or something?

- What's the d-d-d-dillio? What's the d-d-d-deal deal?

- Did someone just fall in the water?

[che_is_jesus]

Che is a communists that is beyond religion. I guess a will become a Chew or something.

d-d-d-did i stutter???

CUZ I JUST HEARD DOUSCHE!!!!!!!!!